Inclusivity Debater Pillows

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Couple

Verbal Orders

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Bleeding flag...

"I prefer snow person."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"I lobby for rich people."

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

Penguins with a Rainbow Egg

Elves in bed

Trickle down...

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

"If people would just stop thinking of everything as an either-or situation, a lot more work would get done. Wait, forget I said that!"

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'