Inclusivity Debater Pillows

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Verbal Orders

Couple

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

Bleeding flag...

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"I prefer snow person."

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"I lobby for rich people."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

Penguins with a Rainbow Egg

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Trickle down...

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

Elves in bed

"If people would just stop thinking of everything as an either-or situation, a lot more work would get done. Wait, forget I said that!"

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'