Diversity Debater Gifts

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Crap?! Hey, this is made by a black, circumcised, lesbian woman and that's why it's art!"

"We have illegal immigrants working here. You can't be more diverse than that!"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Difference of Opinion

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Verbal Orders

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

New Immigration Policy of the United States

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Trump to Build Wall

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

Adios "Mexico"!

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

"I lobby for rich people."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

Mud Slinging

Tucker Carlson