Divers Gifts

Your ability to work under pressure is evident.

In Case of Rising Sea Levels Please Break Glass

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Fishing Tales

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Mermaid Art

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Thar she blows!'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Psychic diving competition.

'I hate evolution!'

Blog Breakdown

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

I told you not to swim out to far

A termite practical joke.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"I'm here to gets the gold"