Divers Gifts

Your ability to work under pressure is evident.

In Case of Rising Sea Levels Please Break Glass

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Fishing Tales

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Mermaid Art

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Thar she blows!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Psychic diving competition.

'I hate evolution!'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Blog Breakdown

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

I told you not to swim out to far

Welcome to Landworld.

A termite practical joke.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"I'm here to gets the gold"