Distraction-prone Friend Pillows

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Sudoku. Oh, no!

"Enough with the drama."

"Tonight's our night. Try not to think about the fed."

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

Family Pedestal - Cat is highest.

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

Devil Stove

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!

"Oh, I'll eat it, but I sure as heck won't wag my tail..."

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

"Why are you so surprised? I told you I was a dog person."

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

'Know what your problem is, Fenster? You don't pay attention to detail.'

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

'I never set my phone to 'vibrate.' If I'm purring, I never know if I'm getting a call or not.'

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

'Holly? Are you listening?'

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

"Has anyone seen my anti-depressants?"

There were disadvantages to the 24 hours communications revolution.