Distance Love Advocate Pillows

"Just for a while dear, we must part."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Did you miss me?

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Domestic Pardners

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

"And this is my life support system."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

You are not forgotten!

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Love for the family

Love

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

You, Me, Still Me

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

Love is Love

Father's love

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

'Peace and goodwill to all men and all that and 'im upstairs said is there any chance of a couple of lamb chops?'

Valentine's Day

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

The Face Mask

Hugs.