Distance Love Advocate Mugs

"Just for a while dear, we must part."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Did you miss me?

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Domestic Pardners

Love

You are not forgotten!

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Love for the family

"And this is my life support system."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

'Peace and goodwill to all men and all that and 'im upstairs said is there any chance of a couple of lamb chops?'

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

Valentine's Day

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

Father's love

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

Love is Love

The Face Mask

Shotgun wedding.

Hugs.