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'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

'Kevin!' 'Eric! Long time no see!'

Pharmacy: 'It's a miracle drug because it hasn't been taken off the market yet.'

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

The Bavarians, scene 2.

STRIP Hambone: Just for show

Keep away from our Doreen.

House covered in Christmas decorations and lights. Man says: 'There's only one problem ? I can't find the door.'

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

"Martha and I are happy enough. I have my work and she has Bloomingdale's"

'The set has to go into the shop for a shop for a few days. We're going with it.'

"You know what I think – if the shoe exists, buy it."

"I am glad to see you are finally putting the holiday items away."

"You greedy selfish little git."

Sock dressing rooms

"Next time a woman is in the house...you better pucker up like you've never puckered up before!"

"Those are the books I never had a chance to finish, and those are the books I never had a chance to start."