Dishwasher With A Twist T-Shirts

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Quartet of chefs.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Cook in the cookery section.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'It's her signature dish.'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

'We're extending an offer of employment to you contingent upon the results of a drug test, psychological consultation...'

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

"Should you add more pepper?"

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'