Dishwasher With A Twist T-Shirts

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Quartet of chefs.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Cook in the cookery section.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

'It's her signature dish.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

'We're extending an offer of employment to you contingent upon the results of a drug test, psychological consultation...'

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Should you add more pepper?"

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'