Disease Dynamos Mugs

Doctor informing patient about a disease.

CEO with SEO

Cossack dancers

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'She's in training.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

I have a weak case, so I thought I'd use big word balloons.

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

Politically Correct Dictionaries

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

My name's Troy, and I'll be your serve tonight. My name's Fred and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon. I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason.

'Rabbit stew again?' ( MAGICIANS HAT ON STOVE)

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'

Beanz meanz Repeatz.

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."