Discussion Panels Gifts

"This week, we speak with some creative young entrepreneurs who have taken what used to be an accessible, smoothly functioning public service and revamped it into a cash cow of a privatized system."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

'Big Issue...'

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Uni. Snowflake Library

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'