Discovery Dedicatee Gifts

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Bonk!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Alexander Fleming

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Please Give

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

'I just discovered fire!'

'I really lose patience with people who moan all the time about their supposed 'workloads'.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Eureka or else! The management

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.