Discoverer Of The Minute Gifts

Raptures

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Ascent of Machine.

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'Look - I've got the technology. You've got the power...can we do a deal?'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

Man rolling ball up a hill

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Benjamin Franklin

'Keeping up with technology is a full-time job.'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

"Do you need a projector for your presentation?" "Sorted, thanks."

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'

Stone-age Patents

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'