Discordant Keyboardist Gifts

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Bill Bailey

The band.

Wha about trying another antivirus?

A 60's pop group

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Col Pugno

"I just know I have a great password in me."

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Keyboard in Heaven

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

The Imperfect Hostess

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

Computer Four Hands.

"I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

Lobster playing keyboard

Hitching Jesus.

J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK

"This computer has a fast modem, latest pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband net connections. Only one problem, slow pointer fingers."

Zither

Your keyboarding skills are excellent, but what really impressed us is your text messaging speed!

His Bach was worse than his bite.