Disc golf players make horrible pizza delivery guys.
Disc Golf Players Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a disc golf enthusiast? Our collection features humorous and charming items that celebrate the sport. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, there's something special for every disc golf lover to enjoy and cherish.
"Have you been playing dice?"
'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'
'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'
"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."
Kids Playing Doctor.
"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"
Presenter Auditions.
"That damn dog's scratching again!"
The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.
'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'
Robert Drake
Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.
The Masters.
"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."
Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)
"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."
"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"
"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."
"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."
Graduate of 2021
Golfballs 19th drinking hole
'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'
Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.
'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'
"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."
'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'
The natural selection process in golf.
"You'll be in charge of the music down here."
'No pressure, Louie!!'
"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"
"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"
Skunk dreaming.
"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"
A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.
Disc Golf Players Gifts Collection
Disc Golf Players Mugs
Explore our collection of disc golf mugs and find a fun, fired-up way to start their day with a game-inspired beverage cup.
Disc Golf Players Pillows
Discover disc golf pillows that add a witty and cozy touch to any lounge or bedroom, perfect for fans of the game.
Disc Golf Players Prints
Browse our disc golf prints to inspire their game or decorate their space with art that celebrates their favorite sport.
Disc Golf Players T-Shirts
Check out our disc golf T-shirts for comfortable, stylish, and humorous apparel that shows off their passion for the sport.