Disc Golf Gifts

Disc golf players make horrible pizza delivery guys.

Larry could never say no to a free t-shirt.

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

No-Work Orange

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Snooker Golf.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."