Disaster Film Buff Gifts

"What's my motivation?"

'All the Gods want to do is party.'

The worst ever scenario.

Haiti - when is the next disaster on?

On the brink.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"There goes our early night."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Cinéma Vérité

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Sicko.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"