Disaster Film Buff Prints

"What's my motivation?"

'All the Gods want to do is party.'

The worst ever scenario.

Haiti - when is the next disaster on?

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

On the brink.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Cinéma Vérité

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'Now what?'

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'