Disaster Dabbler Pillows

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

U R Here

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

Caveman Basketball

'Awhile back I wouldn't tell what I read. I'm ready now...I read Tea Leaves.'

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier,

Toy boat on a tsunami.

Man sees sign at fortune teller featuring mind reading and mind boggling

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

DANGER - hook and worm...!

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out.

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!'