Disarmament Enthusiast Pillows

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Martial Arts

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

Progress?

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Peace bomb.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Martial Arts

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Knight/Bird.

Ancient Weapons

What?

US and North Korea missile tests

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."