Disarmament Gifts

Recycling Point for Nuclear Weapons

Overjumpers

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Putin and Zelensky

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

dog vs UFO...

Bribes for Jabs

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Martial Arts

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Nuclear Proliferation

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"But I use all of them!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Democracy, okay?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Progress?

They Are Not Going to Take Me

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.