Disappointment Pillows

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Sweet surprise.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Woof"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"