Disappointment Mugs

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woof"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."