Disappointed Adventurer Mugs

"Seriously? 'It is what it is', that's it?"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Get crazy once in a while

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Desert Planet

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Forgotten anything?"

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."