Mr Briggs's sPleasures of Fishing - No. I
Inept Adventurer Mugs
Start their day with a chuckle thanks to our humorous mugs celebrating the lovable inept adventurer. These witty designs are perfect for brightening their mornings and reminding them that every misstep is part of the adventure.
"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."
Get crazy once in a while
I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.
"I am not asking for directions."
"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"
"Water balloons... water balloons..."
"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."
"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"
'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'
"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"
'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'
Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!
'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'
3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.
"Forgotten anything?"
'Which arrow points to my office?'
"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"
Gerald's first ever date remains on track.
"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"
"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."
"I totally forgot what I came up here for."
"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."
Castaway with a tennis court.
'Well, we made it.'
"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."
"Ice rink"
"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."
"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"
'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'
The plumber asks out the cable lady.
"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."
"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."
'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'
"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."
Inept Adventurer Mugs Collection
Inept Adventurer Pillows
Bring humor home with pillows that celebrate the charmingly clumsy adventurer. An ideal gift for cuddling up after exploring the wilds, real or imagined.
Inept Adventurer Prints
Brighten their space with prints that capture the humorous spirit of the inept adventurer. These artworks add a fun, creative touch to any room.
Inept Adventurer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the hilarious side of the inept adventurer. Great for casual outings or lounging, these shirts add a playful touch to their wardrobe.