Disappointment Connoisseur Mugs

"Bummer Magazine"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

In, Out, Complain.

"My kid could do that."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Complaints departement for men and women.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Moliere

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

Moanathon.