Disappointment Connoisseur Prints

"Bummer Magazine"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

In, Out, Complain.

"My kid could do that."

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Complaints departement for men and women.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Moliere

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

Bleak House

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

Moanathon.