Directional Adventurer Mugs

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

Compass.

Tourists

The fate of the emigrant

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Can I have a look at the map?

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Right way

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

Scarecrow Directions

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Line, area and volume

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'