Directional Adventurer Pillows

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

Compass.

Tourists

The fate of the emigrant

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Can I have a look at the map?

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Right way

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

Scarecrow Directions

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

Line, area and volume

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'