Direction Adventurer Mugs

Directions

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

American style Greek cafe.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Can I have a look at the map?

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Alphabet soup

Travellers

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Right way

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

Book Shop.

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

Scarecrow Directions

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'