Direction Adventurer Mugs

Directions

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

American style Greek cafe.

Can I have a look at the map?

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Alphabet soup

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Travellers

Right way

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Scarecrow Directions

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

Book Shop.

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"