Dire Straits Fan Pillows

Pirate

Under pressure.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

Fan-Centric Stadium

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"It's not what you think."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Pirate Paddle Boat.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Poirots of the Caribbean

'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'He's pulling your leg -- he never worked for the 'Terry and the Pirates' comic strip.'

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'We suspect someone in this department of Internet piracy.'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

Shy Man at Party

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."