Diplomatic Strategy Fan Pillows

Trump stirred up world opinion over Jerusalem decision

"Nation-building never works."

"National security adviser"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Middle East peace lesson.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

Trump and President Xi

Pawn Stars

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

Political Analysis

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

Memo Mania

Middle East Peace Process.

The Arab Autumn

Munich Security Conference

Trading Insults

Meeting between USA and North Korea

Carrot & nose on sticks.

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'I envisioned something more robust'

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

Nato

Love and hate

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for