Diplomatic Irony Fan Pillows

"We bring you alien sex toys."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

End the Winter Blues

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Middle East peace lesson.

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Trump and President Xi

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Trading Insults

Meeting between USA and North Korea

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

Gigolo Diary

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'

'No, but you're getting warmer.'

A Cold Snap

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".

Trump and Kim Jong un

Trump stirred up world opinion over Jerusalem decision

Europe milking Russia

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"The world would be a better place if everyone just thought the way I do."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!