Diplomatic Dialogue Fan Pillows

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Middle East peace lesson.

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Trump and President Xi

Meeting between USA and North Korea

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

The George Bush Library Tour.

Trading Insults

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Political Analysis

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Impeachment

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Bring on the Crazy

Chuck Schumer

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

George Will

The partisan cafe

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

Two Americas

Get Over It, You Remoaners!