Diplomatic Nodder T-Shirts

"Sage nodding got me where I am today."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

Nuclear Security Summit

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

Adios "Mexico"!

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Negotiations

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

AUKUS Alliance

Helms Burton Titulo III

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

Blair's Apology

A building in the middle of a dog run labeled "Cat Embassy".

Restaurant: To Fill A Mockingbird

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

The Demand

"They share the same opinion."

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

Veto Powers

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."