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Negotiations

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

Sybil Obama

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"I handle chatty people for him."

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Not guilty, because your lawyer came up with some great excuses."

Psychotic mood swing.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Medical Bracelet

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

Christo's greatest challenge.

'It's for you.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

Heel! Toe!