Diplomatic Genius Pillows

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

"Nation-building never works."

"National security adviser"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Pawn Stars

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

Munich Security Conference

The Arab Autumn

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

Adios "Mexico"!

"Hello!... Putin..."

Love and hate

Nato

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

John Kerry

"Chancellor Merkel just finished her meeting with President Putin, now she urgently needs a shower. Please call again in about five hours."

"What about me?"