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Obama the Basketball Fan

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

Adios "Mexico"!

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

John Kerry

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

AUKUS Alliance

"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."

Blair's Apology

Helms Burton Titulo III

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

The Nuclear Agreement

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

Sanna Marin party

'Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... You're not listening, right?'

Tariffs on Canada

The Demand

'...and she's always trying to make me look small.'