Diplomatic Baller Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the diplomatic baller? Show your appreciation for someone who masters the art of negotiation and ballet with our unique, creatively designed products. Perfect for those who balance diplomacy with grace, our selection adds a touch of charm and humor to their daily routine.

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Obama the Basketball Fan

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

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'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.' mockup

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

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'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.' mockup

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

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'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?' mockup

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

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"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'" mockup

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

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"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us." mockup

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

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Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama. mockup

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

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'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.' mockup

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

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"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!" mockup

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

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"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation." mockup

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

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"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede." mockup

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

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Adios "Mexico"!

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John Kerry

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'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

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It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in. mockup

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

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"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia." mockup

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

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AUKUS Alliance

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Helms Burton Titulo III

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"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."

"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea." mockup

"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."

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'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,' mockup

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

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A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile mockup

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

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Blair's Apology

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"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington." mockup

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

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I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

I"m living the American dream in Beijing. mockup

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

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The Nuclear Agreement

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Tariffs on Canada

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'...and she's always trying to make me look small.'

'...and she's always trying to make me look small.' mockup

'...and she's always trying to make me look small.'

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Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake mockup

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

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Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time.

Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time. mockup

Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time.

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The Demand

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'Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... You're not listening, right?'

'Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... Mr Tree, please let me pass, you're in my way... You're not listening, right?'

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Diplomatic Baller Gifts Collection

Diplomatic Baller Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the diplomatic baller’s unique blend of diplomacy and dance, perfect for their morning coffee or tea.

Diplomatic Baller Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to add humor and charm to their space, celebrating the diplomatic baller’s artistic and diplomatic talents.

Diplomatic Baller Prints

Decorate their home or office with prints that showcase the graceful balance of diplomacy and ballet—perfect for inspiring and amusing.

Diplomatic Baller T-Shirts

Check out our witty T-shirts designed for the diplomatic baller—combining style, humor, and creativity, ideal for everyday wear.