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The Thing That Won't Leave

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"National security adviser"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

75 Years of Progress

Obama visits Mexico

Conflict In Palestine

Kim-Putin Summit

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

Trump and President Xi

Trump's State Visit to the UK

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

The Race to Ukraine

Pawn Stars

Middle East Peace Process.

The Arab Autumn

Munich Security Conference

Abdullah Debate

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Merkel's shadow.

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

Nato

Love and hate

"You drop yours first."

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."