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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Conflict In Palestine

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Kim-Putin Summit

Obama visits Mexico

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Trump and President Xi

The Race to Ukraine

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

Munich Security Conference

The Arab Autumn

Abdullah Debate

Pawn Stars

Trump's State Visit to the UK

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Merkel's shadow.

"Chancellor Merkel just finished her meeting with President Putin, now she urgently needs a shower. Please call again in about five hours."

John Kerry

"You drop yours first."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."