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Kim Jong Il: A little dip and that South Korean ship is nuked!

"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."

Teddy Roosevelt Institute. "Walk softly and carry a big stick." Charm school. Harm school.

Olaf Scholz visits Nord Stream 1 Gas Turbine

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Pretty Flowers

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

Putin and Zelensky

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

US and the EU

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Have your people call my people."

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"Beg for peace!"

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."