Diplomacy Dilettante Mugs

Add a dash of wit to their morning with mugs emblazoned with clever diplomatic sayings. Perfect for smiling through negotiations or elevating their coffee break.

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Kim Jong Il: A little dip and that South Korean ship is nuked!

Kim Jong Il: A little dip and that South Korean ship is nuked! mockup

Kim Jong Il: A little dip and that South Korean ship is nuked!

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"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."

"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe." mockup

"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."

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Olaf Scholz visits Nord Stream 1 Gas Turbine

Olaf Scholz visits Nord Stream 1 Gas Turbine mockup

Olaf Scholz visits Nord Stream 1 Gas Turbine

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"Nation-building never works."

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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..." mockup

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine mockup

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied mockup

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!" mockup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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UK/US Free Trade Deal

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"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America." mockup

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

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"National security adviser"

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"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity." mockup

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

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Putin and Zelensky

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US and the EU

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Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting' mockup

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

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Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

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Two Ways out of Iraq.

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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first." mockup

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

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Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

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"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..." mockup

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

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'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?' mockup

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

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'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys) mockup

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

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"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

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"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction." mockup

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

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"Have your people call my people." mockup

"Have your people call my people."

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A world divided by the war

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Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island mockup

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

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"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!" mockup

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

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"Beg for peace!"

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Nuclear Proliferation

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'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

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Bush farewell.

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Diplomacy Dilettante Mugs Collection

Diplomacy Dilettante Pillows

Make their home as charming as their personality with pillows featuring playful diplomatic sayings—soft, stylish, and full of wit.

Diplomacy Dilettante Prints

Find art prints that celebrate the art of diplomacy with a humorous twist—ideal for decorating their space with personality and flair.

Diplomacy Dilettante T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that perfectly capture the spirit of diplomacy dilettantes—fun, stylish, and full of clever designs that make a statement.