Diploma Detective T-Shirts

Find the perfect detective-inspired t-shirt to match the curiosity of the diploma detective. Witty, clever, and always a conversation starter—these tees celebrate inquisitive minds in style.

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'I have to tell you that your college degree, from the Internet Diploma Mill, raises a red flag.'

'I have to tell you that your college degree, from the Internet Diploma Mill, raises a red flag.' mockup

'I have to tell you that your college degree, from the Internet Diploma Mill, raises a red flag.'

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'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.' mockup

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

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"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things." mockup

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

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Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... mockup

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

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"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate." mockup

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

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Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl. mockup

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

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Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc. mockup

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

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"It seemed like a long timeout."

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Bush farewell.

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"The labor market is awaiting you!" mockup

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

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Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate. mockup

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

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"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University." mockup

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

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"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over" mockup

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

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"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

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Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity. mockup

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

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'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays mockup

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

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The US Abandons the World

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"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?" mockup

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

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New World Order Bridge

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Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

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'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.' mockup

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

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Graduate of 2021

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Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!' mockup

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

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"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"The best part is, for me history is now history!" mockup

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

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"We need to talk about procrastination."

"We need to talk about procrastination." mockup

"We need to talk about procrastination."

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"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods." mockup

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

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"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis." mockup

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

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Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run. mockup

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

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The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy mockup

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

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'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.' mockup

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

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'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

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