"Take this, Saddam! And this! Well, I hope it hurts, man! No mercy!"
Diplomacy Detective T-Shirts
Dress the part with t-shirts that showcase their diplomatic detective spirit—fun, witty, and perfect for everyday adventures or undercover missions.
Gladstone's message that the British people would not support Turkey against Russia in the Balkans
'Yo dude, what's up? Geez, where did you get that butt-ugly tie from? By the way, I'm here to learn about empathy and diplomacy, man!'
Netanyahu and Trump move the US Embassy into Jerusalem.
Ukraine Crisis
New World Order Bridge
It's 10 pm. Do you know why Saudi Arabia and Egypt broke diplomatic ties with Qatar?
Israeli-American Relations
"Raul has done a good job! Now we can deploy our nuclear missiles in Cuba!"
Bush farewell.
Iran-nuclear power
Xi Jinping takes a call from Donald Trump.
The 'undersecretary of state for not alienating traditional allies'.
Trump Welcomes Erdogan to the White House
Disraeli and Salisbury head for Berlin Congress
Alabama Claims - John Falstaff Analogy
The US Abandons the World
"Nation-building never works."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Pretty Flowers
"National security adviser"
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
Putin and Zelensky
Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'
US and the EU
'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'
Two Ways out of Iraq.
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
Diplomacy Detective T-Shirts Collection
Diplomacy Detective Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for diplomatic detectives—clever, witty, and perfect for their morning coffee ritual.
Diplomacy Detective Pillows
Cozy up with pillows that celebrate their diplomatic and detective talents—humorous and charming accents for any space.
Diplomacy Detective Prints
Enhance their workspace or home with prints that highlight their clever side—artful, witty, and perfect for the diplomatic detective in your life.