Diogenes Devotees Mugs

"I'm looking for a moderate Republican."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'He's barking mad!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

How to survive the coming crash.

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

War and Peace

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Utilosaurus

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Never forget to floss.

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

The thriving city of Eden as it appeared on paper