Diogenes Devotees Prints

"I'm looking for a moderate Republican."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'He's barking mad!'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

War and Peace

Utilosaurus

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Never forget to floss.

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

The thriving city of Eden as it appeared on paper

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas