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"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Middleast Peace

"All parents fight."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Boss

Macron and Putin Talk

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Gaza escalation

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"