Dinner Gong Dabbler T-Shirts

Explore fun and witty t-shirts for the dinner gong dabbler, perfect for showcasing their playful approach to dining and their love for creative culinary exploration.

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Gong

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"You owe me five bucks."

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"You keep impeccable time."

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'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.' mockup

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert." mockup

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

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"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on." mockup

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

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"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

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Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

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Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

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"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu." mockup

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

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"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

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'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.' mockup

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

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'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.' mockup

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

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The Gong

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"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food." mockup

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

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"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?" mockup

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

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'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.' mockup

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

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Chick in noodle soup.

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"You ordered mammoth again?"

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'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?' mockup

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

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"Would you like free or expensive water?"

"Would you like free or expensive water?" mockup

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

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"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO." mockup

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

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'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.' mockup

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it." mockup

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

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'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.' mockup

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

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'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.' mockup

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

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"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?" mockup

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

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"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food." mockup

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

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'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!' mockup

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

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"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey." mockup

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

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'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.' mockup

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

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'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!' mockup

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

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"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy." mockup

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

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Dinner Gong Dabbler T-Shirts Collection

Dinner Gong Dabbler Mugs

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Dinner Gong Dabbler Pillows

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Dinner Gong Dabbler Prints

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