Dinner Date Charmer Gifts

By the way, I know how to perform the Heimlich maneuver. So, if you start choking on your food tonight, don't worry: I'll be all over you. Maybe even if you don't start choking, just to be safe.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The Bare Minimum

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'Tasty bird.'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

Spinach Dating.

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"Hold that afterthought!"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”