Dining Out Pillows

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"If you want to be more like Mom and Dad, kids, you've got to start pounding down those Shirley Temples."

Cigars before lunch? I didn't want you to smell the burnt casserole.

'Great idea, Pete!'

'Hi, my name's Krystyn, and I'll be the nutritionist liaison to your waiter tonight.'

"This one's rubbish as well."

'...Okay...so who had the thirteen bottles of Chardonnay?'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

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You must be this wide to enter the restaurant.

"I can't smell anything burning. Are we eating out tonight?"

'Are you the client, or am I?'

Socrates does lunch

'I say, if they want to live in this country, they should follow our culture... By the way, what do you want for dinner - Mexican, Chinese or Italian?'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Let's extend our debt ceiling this evening."

"We need a DNA sample to ensure your meal is compatible with our microbiome."

All natural, no fat, cholesterol, carb, sodium, fiber, chemical additives, and we spiced it up so you'd never know it was sawdust.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I'd like a Merlot, nothing pretentious,just something 'avec un petit de je ne sais quoi!'"

'Perhaps Madam would prefer something less robust.'

'My fortune says 'A teacher's warmth makes the best curriculum so much better'.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Probably not.

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

Everyone waited as Allen figured out how much the meal had cost per bite.

'It's new and it has really caught on!' (High Energy Bar and Grill).

"O.K., her mouth is full—run over and ask her if everything is O.K.!"

"If you're strict vegetarians, I recommend the catch-and-release of the day."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."